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Subject: Why Women Are Superior-Joke
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luvrguy4 29.10.07 - 10:00am
Why Women Are Superior
Because...
We got off the t*tanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll its pathetic.
Mens clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in womens clothes.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
Weve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We dont look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.
If were not making enough money we can blame it on the glas* ceiling.
Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the males Speedo.
We dont have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We never have to wonder if his was real.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her as*.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We dont have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
Our friends wont think were weird if we ask whether theres spinach in our teeth.
We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all of your problems.
Gay waiters dont make us uncomfortable.
Well never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully as*ess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We can talk to people of the opposite s*x without having to picture them naked.
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